Loki and Taylor Evermore in “Unfinished Business”

[laughing] Well, well, well. Looks like my little boy's brought a friend home for dinner! Bring her to me, now!

Dad, listen, maybe there's another way.

Taylor Valhalla Evermore, did you just say what I think you said?!

Seriously, dad she's smart, she's funny, she plays guitar, she's totally wicked on a skateboard! ...I like her.

[under his breath] Of all the stupid, excuse me, do you not want to rule the world?! Hmm? Everyone who wants to rule the world raise your hand! Mine's up! [threatening Taylor] What about yours?

Go ahead, ground me for all I care! It's not like I ever do anything! Or have any friends! Nobody wants to hang out with you when your dad's the creepy, Dark-Lord of Deception! [mockingly] Ooh, I'm the evil tyrant of the underworld, and I'm so bad, I breathe fire, and I have the body of a snake, ooh fear me, ooh. [Loki hits Taylor with a lightning bolt] AUGH! Uh...

Yes son, snake body and lightning that shoots from my hand.