Everything okay? I heard yelling.
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(chuckles) I can't tell ya how many times my dog has actually eaten my homework. (wipes off Monroe's saliva off her notepad)
Yeah. For a little guy, he sure seems to have a lot of attitude.
Not much chance of getting this translated.
Yeah, sorry. I guess we'll have to go back to the museum tomorrow.
Eh, no big deal. It's not like the mummy's going anywhere.
Return to this plane, O Great One! End your long sleep! By the darkness that eclipses the dawn and the light that fuse the day! Rise by the Eye of the Bastul, by the Hand of Ramot! Rise, O Great Khomen-Ghetit! RISE!! RISE!!!!
O Great One, is it true? Have you awakened?
(awakens) YEE-HAW! You bet I have! I'm wound tighter than a three-ton piñata at an octopus square-dance! Woo-hoo!
The heck is this?
CCultist
Khomen-Ghetit?
That's me, son! You called, and I have answered. I'm hotter than a sumo in Miami Beach. Ha ha! Somebody dance with me, I've got me the fever!
You can bet your hot-handled heinie, but everybody calls me Skeeter. (wheezes)
Oh, come on, now.
All right! Now, I'm gonna needs me, as the Frenchy says, some accoutrements. Get me one of them cellular phones, a secretary who can make decent pot of coffee, a flat-screen TV and, oh, yeah, new duds. 'Cause these here bandages past ripe... (smells his armpit) Whoo! About 1,200 years ago! Come on, now, fellers, get your boots on. The rodeo's in town! (slaps the Cult Leader's butt) Whoo! (leaves through the exit)
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