This is Sofia, the light of my life.
Yeah, right.
She's the most beautiful woman in the world.
Aw...
I love you so much.
I love you so much.
Bullshit.
Bullshit? Fine.
[He kisses Sofia]
[sick] Sofia Ruxin forever unclean.
I love you.
I love you.
All right, you know what? I don't have to take this. You really messed this up. You could've had sex with the most pathetic, insecure, desperate woman you've ever met. I would have let you put me in a cage!
I have a cage!
Have fun in your cage alone!
[as she leaves] Later, Gail.
What was that all about?
Oh, I was just messing around. But by the way, great kiss.
Really?
[to Ruxin] I hope you're getting a lot of this, man because this is some terrific kissing right here my sister does.
I'm a good kisser.
Ugh! No!
I mean, you're such a good kisser, you got my dick hard, and I'm your brother.
Oh, come on, I didn't make you hard.
You can check. You can check.
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