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S1 E15

The League · Season 1, Episode 15

Rafi, Gail and others in “Unfinished Business”

This is Sofia, the light of my life.

GGail

Yeah, right.

She's the most beautiful woman in the world.

Aw...

I love you so much.

I love you so much.

GGail

Bullshit.

Bullshit? Fine.

[He kisses Sofia]

[sick] Sofia Ruxin forever unclean.

I love you.

I love you.

GGail

All right, you know what? I don't have to take this. You really messed this up. You could've had sex with the most pathetic, insecure, desperate woman you've ever met. I would have let you put me in a cage!

I have a cage!

GGail

Have fun in your cage alone!

[as she leaves] Later, Gail.

What was that all about?

Oh, I was just messing around. But by the way, great kiss.

Really?

[to Ruxin] I hope you're getting a lot of this, man because this is some terrific kissing right here my sister does.

I'm a good kisser.

Ugh! No!

I mean, you're such a good kisser, you got my dick hard, and I'm your brother.

Oh, come on, I didn't make you hard.

You can check. You can check.

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