[on Ruxin's topless photo of Sofia] But the question remains, why do you keep it in your jacket pocket?
For personal use.
Oh, no. You do not masturbate to a photo of your own wife.
Out of everyone in your life, you picked the only person you can actually have sex with.
What? I'm not allowed to have porn in my house, and my roster sucks, so I need some material.
That's like if a serial killer wrote a romance novel, he would jerk off to his wife.
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