What are you guys doing in my bedroom?
[covering as Kevin zips back up] Oh, hi, sweetie. Honestly, I was looking for zipper fairies...
Yes.
...in Daddy's zipper.
What are zipper fairies?
Uh, fairies that hide in your zipper and get it stuck, and Mommy was just trying to get them all out.
Yeah.
Did you get all the zipper fairies out?
No. No, she did not, sadly.
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