Now I think it's time for you to take a tubbie.
Bath time.
That's bullcrap.
What did you say, young lady?
You heard me.
[turning to toy elf] Well, I'm sorry, what's that, Mr. Elf on the Shelf? You're calling Santa right now?
Uh-oh, Santa's being phoned.
[walking away] All right. Stop busting my balls.
Where did she learn to talk like that? I knew we were going to have a dick kid, I knew it.
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