You can't just bring some rando girl just because you have a "plus one".
She's not a rando girl, okay? She likes me, she's super techie, very cool. You guys are going to love her.
Oh. The techie. Yeah, I get it.
What?
That explains all the tech gear.
No, I just like this stuff.
Come on. You're a boyfriend chameleon, you know this.
Am not.
Yes, you are. You are so desperate for shared interests, you basically just adopt whatever hobbies the person you're dating has.
Not true.
Not true?
Not true.
Lest I bring up Hippie Girl. Anyone? Please chime in.
Absolutely.
All right, you know what? Starchild was wonderful, all right? I was hacky-sacking way before I ever met her.
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