“That's a lot of books.” – Pete, The League ... TV Quotes Database

[on Kevin's shelves full of For Dummies books] That's a lot of books.

I thought these were all Yellow Pages.

Why would I keep Yellow Pages?

Why would you keep a stack of "How I'm a Dummy" books everywhere?

Because this is my own personal research library.

[perusing the books] Stretching for Dummies.

Holiday Entertaining for Dummies.

Those things are high-pressure situations.

Cryptography for Dummies. Three seconds—what is cryptography?

You know what, that came in a set.

Oh, Kevin. Law for Dummies?

I should've hid that one.

You're a lawyer, Kevin.

It's full of common sense legal advice.

Jesus! Mexico's Beach Resorts for Dummies. How hard is it to hang out in a beach in Mexico?

Is there a How to Hide Your Glaring Lack of Knowledge From Your Friends for Dummies, cause that's one you should've bought.

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