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The League · Season 1, Episode 15

Jenny, Ruxin and others in “Unfinished Business”

You named your dog Kale?

Yeah.

I told you in confidence that we were trying to have another baby, and if it's gonna be a boy, we wanted to name it Kale.

It's a great name. We can share the name.

No, I'm not...

No, we're not sharing "Kale".

He looks like a Kale. I mean, look at him. He's a Kale.

I hate you.

You screwed me here. You did, because now instead of Kale, we're gonna have to name him after one of her uncles.

What's that name?

Moral. Moral MacArthur.

He sounds like a Civil War general.

Can you just change your dog's name?

This dog is real. Your baby is hypothetical and, I think, a mistake.

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