PLPapa Lazarou
Tell them the circus is coming to town!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Papa Lazarou
The League of Gentlemen · 46 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in The League of Gentlemen: in 5 of its 46 quotes
Lines by Papa Lazarou 3
PLPapa Lazarou
My wife was right, there was a block in you toilet, but I've fixed it now.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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PLPapa Lazarou
Hello Daaave?
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Scenes with Papa Lazarou 2
PLPapa Lazarou
(while communicating to the dead) But wait...I'm hearing another voice! His name... is George!
VVolunteer
G-George? Can I speak to him?
PLPapa Lazarou
(sarcastically) No, he's dead BUT...You can speak to him...Through me (does a series of odd movements). Now I am George.
VVolunteer
George?
PLPapa Lazarou
Yesssss?
VVolunteer
Is that you, George?
PLPapa Lazarou
(in exasperation) Yes it is, ask me a question!
VVolunteer
Tell me my name, George.
PLPapa Lazarou
All right...
[Papa Lazarou pauses, unsure what to say, then breaks character]
PLPapa Lazarou
(in an undertone) What's your name?
VVolunteer
Annie.
PLPapa Lazarou
[Back in character] Hello, Annie, give us your wedding ring (holds up his hand).
AAnnie
What!?
PLPapa Lazarou
Your wedding ring, give it to Papa Lazarou.
AAnnie
Why!?
PLPapa Lazarou
Just do it, I'm dead now, there's no point in having it, (impatiently snatches her ring) quickly, come on!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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PLPapa Lazarou
What was my wife's name again?
BMBrian Morgan
Katie, Katie Morgan.
PLPapa Lazarou
Ah, Dave!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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