[Bette and Tina are talking on the phone]
And you know who's responsible for this? Your buddy Helena Peabody. That woman's a fucking dragon, and she's making my life a living hell.
[Tina does not respond]
Oh, please don't tell me you're sleeping with her.
Bette...
[frustrated tone] Are you sleeping with her? Are you fucking sleeping with her?
It's none of your fucking business!
Don't do it, Tina. That woman will eat you alive. She's a vampire.
[sarcastic] Yeah, and a dragon.
That's right. She's a monster! However you want to categorize it, she likes to fuck people for sport and...
And you don't? Like that time with Candace?
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