Did you know that Tina is pregnant?
Yeah. Bette you didn't know? Oh my GOD how did you not know?
Because I am the biggest fucking asshole in the universe, I guess that's how! Because I am just some huge cosmological joke, is what I am!
No you're not. Okay. Tina obviously must have gone out of her way to keep this a secret from you.
She must hate me. She must actually fucking hate me.
No she doesn't hate you.
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