[after she finds out that her mother slept with Shane] You know what this means? This means I can never be gay again! Never! I cannot be gay!
Al, [chuckles] C'mon, it's no big deal. Your mom is really sexy for an older woman.
[grunts in disgust]
She is! And you know what, she's got really... [gesturing to her breasts] she's really...
[Alice sits in a chair and covers her ears with a pillow.]
Oh... [singing] My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a second name--
Al, shut up, okay? I should be singing. Your mom got funky with me, alright?
She came on to you?
Shit, she's wild, Al.
Oh, okay, please with the details! God! Why's my mom such a slutty, slutty, chicken-chasing pervert?
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More The L Word quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's The L Word pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.