Peter, what's your email address?
Oh, it's [email protected].
"filepeter"? Why "filepeter"?
Well, File is my second name.
Oh, right, I see. Peter File.
Who's a paedophile?
No no, his name is Peter File.
His name is paedophile?
[angry] Don't say it like that. It sounds like "paedophile."
Isn't that what he just said?
Jen': No, Peter File.
[enunciating] Paedo phile?
Peter File!
Who's a paedophile?
No one is.
[finally understanding] Right. It just sounds like paedophile.
No, no, it doesn't!
Does a bit. Peter File.
Peter File... Yeah, no, it does.
[There are murmurings of agreement from the rest of the table as everyone starts pronouncing it themselves]
[exasperated] YES, I SUPPOSE IT DOES!
[silence]
I didn't noticed, so...
It doesn't bother you, does it?
No, of course it doesn't. [leans in for a kiss]
They say "pedophile" in America. Maybe you should move to America.
[shouting] He's not moving to America!
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