Unbelievable! Some brainiac disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on floor Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken again!
[Jen comes out of her office, visibly shocked.]
[stunned] Oh my God.
What?
Oh my God.
What is it?
Denholm's dead!
[suddenly remembering] Oh yes—and Denholm's dead!
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