I've got Aunt Irma visiting.
Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. [Roy and Moss look confused]
It's my term for my time of the month.
[understanding] Ohhhh.
What time of the month? The weekend?
No.
Does Aunt Irma visit on the weekend?
Moss!
You know, it's "high tide".
But we're not on the coast.
Moss!
I'm "closed for maintenance"!
Closed for maintenance?
Moss!
I've fallen to the communists!
Well, they do have some compelling arguments.
[frustrated] Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie!
[finally understanding] Oh. Okay. [walks out of the room; embarrassed.]
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