(after discovering Jay has brought some condoms) We’re camping by a lake near a river. What are you hoping to pull, a fish or an owl?
Look, all those country birds love a bit of big city cock.
You're not from the big city!
Anywhere with a train station and a Morrison’s counts as a city to them!
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