Jay and Will in “Unfinished Business”

Jay

I knocked out a cow in the countryside once, one punch to the face.

Will

Hmmm, course you did.

Jay

But then its mate saw what was going on and I had to scarper from a whole group of them. Managed to get off the gate, but then they stood up on their hind legs and started firing milk at me from their tits!

Will

Udders.

Jay

Yeah, there were loads of them!