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The Inbetweeners · Season 1, Episode 15

Neil and Jay in “Unfinished Business”

How long you had the dog now, Jay?

Eight years.

And has he always watched you tug one off?

No! I wasn’t wanking when I was 10, was I?!

I thought you got laid when you was nine? With that fit babysitter?

…Erm…yeah, and that’s WHY I wasn’t wanking so much.

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