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The Inbetweeners · Season 1, Episode 15

Neil and Simon in “Unfinished Business”

Neil

(being chucked out of the club for wanking in the toilets, but in reality nursing his cut penis) No, wait! No! I wasn’t wanking!

Simon

Oh, great(!)

Neil

My cock’s cut. My cock is cut!

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