(Neil is in the toilet nursing his penis after cutting it earlier) What’s taking so fucking long?
Oh, mate, it’s not good. Get us some bog roll. It’s bleeding. Look!
Oh, Jesus, put it away, Neil!
I can’t. It stings when it rubs on my pants.
Well, take your pants off, then
Then it’ll rub on my jeans.
Neil, no matter what your old man says, you can’t walk around London with your knob hanging out.
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