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The Inbetweeners · Season 1, Episode 15

Jay and Will in “Unfinished Business”

Jay

(On underage girls) If there’s grass on the pitch play ball .

Will

Well, what if there isn’t any?

Jay

By the time you find out, it’s too late anyway.

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