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The Inbetweeners · Season 1, Episode 15

Will’s Mum, Mr Gilbert and others in “Unfinished Business”

WMWill’s Mum

I was hoping you’d be able to do something about it, Mr Gilbert.

I’m sorry.

NDNeil’s Dad

I just wonder what he said to them.

WMWill’s Mum

I don’t think he said anything, Kevin.

Oh come on, we both know Will. He must have said something.

WMWill’s Mum

He had to walk back through the town centre sopping wet and barely clothed, Mr Gilbert.

WMWill’s Mum

I had hoped you’d take this more seriously. He wrote to the paper especially to get work experience, and instead I’m picking frogspawn out of his underpants.

Would you excuse me, just for a second?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH! GOD!

Look, I don’t want it to seem as if I’m passing the buck, but it really is up to their employers. I will ask if they’ll consider swapping students, but I can’t promise anything. Now if you’ll excuse me, I do have a meeting to attend to.

NDNeil’s Dad

Ohh… what a pickle. I’m not sure I should send Neil to the garage. Those men sound like brutes.

WMWill’s Mum

I think it was just high jinks.

NDNeil’s Dad

What? Three dirty men throwing a young, naked boy into water?

WMWill’s Mum

I never said Will was naked.

NDNeil’s Dad

Oh…I thought you did…

(voiceover) Hmm, not quite the outcome I’d hoped for. Neil’s dad imagining me naked.

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