(reading card) “Jay, you massive stud, please please spaff on my tits, from your Valentine’s bitch. P.S and on my face”
It’s just funny all these cards seem to be written in the same scrawny handwriting? Your secret admirers are either all very young, or have severe learning difficulties, which I admit is a possibility.
Nah, look…the handwriting’s just bad cos they were strumming one out as they wrote them!
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