Neil, did you wet yourself in my new car?
It’s not really new.
(enquiringly) Did you wet yourself?
No. But I did have a bird back in here.
(alarmed) You fucked a girl in my car?!
No, it’s too small. Did a lot of fingering, though. She wanked me off a few times.
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