(To Norton) You... are a mental case.
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(To Alice's mother after she gives away the mystery ending of a play Ralph was planning to go to that evening) YOU...ARE A BLABBERMOUTH!!!!!! A BLAAAAAAAAAAABBERMOUTH!!!!!!! YOU!!! BLABBERMOUTH!!!!!
(To Alice) You're gonna get yours!
(To Alice at the end of many episodes) Baby, you're the greatest.
I've got a BIG MOUTH!!
Somewhere, there's a strait jacket waitin' for that man.
A mere bag of shells.
Pins and needles, needles and pins. It's a happy man that grins.
You're a riot, Alice! A regular riot!
Only myself to blame. My mother warned me.
(To Ralph): Ahhhh, shaddap!
(To Ralph): The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants.
(To Ralph): I don't wanna look at that icebox, that stove, that sink, and these four walls. I wanna look at Liberace!
I'll go fix my lipstick. I won't be gone long, Killer. I call you Killer 'cause you slay me.
Ralph: And I'm calling Bellevue 'cause you're nuts!
(Ralph can't remove a ring from his finger)
Ralph: Isn't there any lard around here?
Alice: Yeah, about 300 pounds.
Ralph: Oh, you're gonna get yours!
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