Ralph Kramden quotes from The Honeymooners

One of these days... One of these days... (He shoots his fist up) POW! Right in the kisser!

Hamina-hamina-hamina-hamina.

(To Alice, gesturing with his fist) Bang, zoom!

(To Norton) You... are a mental case.

(To Alice's mother after she gives away the mystery ending of a play Ralph was planning to go to that evening) YOU...ARE A BLABBERMOUTH!!!!!! A BLAAAAAAAAAAABBERMOUTH!!!!!!! YOU!!! BLABBERMOUTH!!!!!

(To Alice) You're gonna get yours!

(To Alice at the end of many episodes) Baby, you're the greatest.

I've got a BIG MOUTH!!

Somewhere, there's a strait jacket waitin' for that man.

A mere bag of shells.

Pins and needles, needles and pins. It's a happy man that grins.

You're a riot, Alice! A regular riot!

Ralph

Me and my silly pride. Well, I promise you this, Norton: I'm gonna learn. I'm gonna learn from here on out how to swallow my pride.

Norton: Well, that ought not to be too hard; you've learned how to swallow everything else.

Ralph: GET OUT!

Ralph: Peanuts! Peanuts, Alice! What am I supposed to do with peanuts?

Alice: Eat 'em, like any other elephant!

Ralph: You're the type of person that would bend waaaaay over to pick up a purse on April Fools' Day. I wouldn't.

Alice: You couldn't.