[glances at Rudolpho] So, what are you... in for?
I beat the snot out of a guy... for FARTING!!
[Grim looks down and spots the duck ready to blow a raspberry]
[desperately] Guard!
Just the sound of it makes me so ANGRY!!
[more desperately] Guard!
ANGRY!!
[as desperate as possible] Guard!
[finally arrives] All right, Reaper, your bail is here.
I came here as soon as I got the call, yo!
[relieved sigh] I knew I could count on you, Irwin.
[hands a piggy bank to the guard] Here you are, Officer!
Gee, thanks.
[throws the piggy bank across the room, breaking it]
How much was in that piggy bank?
Four dollars and thirty-two cents.
So, you like to be a jokester, do ya, Mr. Funny Guy? Mr. Comedian, eh?
I don't understand.
Well, the bail is thirty-five hundred dollars!
[sobbing] I was only trying to be helpful!
Now get out of my jail, Irwin. OUT!
[stops sobbing] I'm sorry, Grim! "[walks out]"
Yeah, yeah, I'm not Grim! You'd better run, Irwin!
[calmly]
I'd like to think I'd make a difference.
That was wiggety-whack, yo.
[finds the duck]
Hey, a duck!
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