[as rabbits] Nnnyeeehh!
[Serves them a whole lot of carrots] There we are eat 'em all up. [Bill and Tim refuse, showing a great dislike for the carrots] Aw c'mon, if you're real rabbits you can't get enough of those.
Course we're not real rabbits. [suddenly realise] Oh, did I say that?
[Pleased, and slightly cocky by this reaction] It's wearing off isn't it?
No it is not!
[Adamant] In that case eat your carrots!
Naw, c'mon, even rabbits need a change of diet now and again.
All right then, 2 tons of lettuces.
[Further disgust and refusal from Bill and Tim]
Why not... Fish and chips?
[Again pleased by the response] It is wearing off isn't it?
No! We're still the sworn servants of Big Bunny.
[Bill and Tim raise their arms in a 'Heil Hitler' gesture]
Aw well, if you're still the sworn servants of Big Bunny, you probably won't want a slice of this delicious pie.
[Affirmative murmurs from Bill and Tim, a few words such as "pie?" and "scrummy" can be heard]
Oh all right, there you are. [serves them slices of pie] Eat up. Nice isn't it?
Great, what is it?
[triumphantly, as he shows them a pie with rabbit ears sticking out of it] Rabbit pie!
Oh no! You mean like... you made us cannibals?
[Feigned sobs from Bill and Tim. The door opens to reveal a rabbit]
Stop! Stop!
Huh? Who said that?
It is I your leader.
Big Bunny.
[Indicates Big Bunny] Well?
Well...
[Bill and Tim pick up cutlery from the table]
Dinner!
[the two of them chase after Big Bunny,then the end credits start to roll as they chase Big Bunny down the road]
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