[Tim unpacks a curious artifact to decorate his part of the office]
Bill
What's that?
Tim
An elephant's foot umbrella stand.
Bill
[offended] Wha...? El- Elephant's foot? Oh, you're not having that in here. I mean, that's cruel! I'll report you to the RSPCA.
Graeme
Oh, leave him alone.
Bill
No, I'm not!
[Bill mutters something as he opens the door to the foyer and starts tugging at an elephant's trunk]
Bill
Come on, in ya come. Right...
Tim
Wha... What's that?
Bill
Three-legged elephant.
[Tim looks aghast]
Tim
I just hope it makes you feel guilty.
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