Hey. Um...I'm sorry I said that before, man.
No...you were right. Janet and I ARE different. Maybe it can't last. Maybe we're like the Montagues and Capulets.
How do you know that?
I read SOME books, man, jeez!
[sighs] All right, listen...maybe on paper, you and Janet don't make total sense, but who cares? The relationship you have built together is wonderful. She knows you and loves you, and that's all that matters.
Do you really believe that?
Of course I do.
SUCKER!
...Sorry?
I got you SO BAD! Dude, pretend what you just said was what you said to you instead of to me. And you have to listen to yourself because it was already in your own head and then came out. But just put it back in your head and realize that it was you talking about you and Eleanor!
...Against all odds, I know what you mean and I-I got to give it up. That was...that was good.
Yeah, it was! Chess...MATE.
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