UGH. All Janet voids are nothing, but Neutral Janet voids are, like...the MOST nothing.
Judge, please, please don't cancel Earth.
Why not? The system's broken, you guys proved it. I just want to reboot the whole thing and go back to my chambers. I am on Season Three of "Justified," and can I just tell you...it is...SO GOOD. I, like, binged all of Season Two in a day.
Think of all the amazing human achievement you'd be eliminating, UUUH, the works of William Shakespeare. The Pyramids. Timothy Olyphant.
OOH. That one stings. There's, like, 50 gallons of man in a 10-gallon hat. I'm like OoOoOoH!
LOOK. I'm the freaking Judge and I made a freaking ruling and it's gonna freaking happen as soon as I find the freaking clicker thing.
All right, what do I search for? Humanity eraser button garage door opener thingy judge.
UUUUGHH!
Well, it wasn't in you. Any last words?
These are my last words. End of words.
Yes...really boring. Byeeeee!
All right, who's next?
Your dad's pimply butt, you fat dink.
That is so interesting because last time I checked...I DIDN'T have a dad. That's why I'm attracted to all the father figures on the TV shows I watch, mm-kaymm?
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