Tahani, Eleanor and others in “Unfinished Business”

Tahani

I stand here before you, in sweatpants for the first time ever, to celebrate Eleanor Shellstrop in a place where she spent much of her life: a bar in a house she was not invited to.

Tahani

Eleanor was full of surprises. I never knew if she was going to ruthlessly make fun of me or totally objectify me in a way that was flattering, and also vaguely problematic.

Eleanor

Well...

Tahani

But whether she was lifting me up or calling me out...I never felt quite so seen as when she saw me.

Jason

Eleanor, I know you don't like it when people get all emotional about you, so I channeled all of my love for you into this song.

Jason

That's when the foam cannons go pshh! Explode outward! And then back to the song.

Eleanor

OKAY OKAY WE'RE GOOD. Thank you...