We are here to celebrate the afterlife of Tahani Al-Jamil, in the place she felt most comfortable: the cabin of a Gulfstream G650 private jet.
Tahani was super nice, and she deserved for people to be nicer to her than they were. The only sad thing is that she never got over her speech impediment.
Tahani improved so much over her many lives, but she also helped me improve. She taught me lots of stuff, like "Bras shouldn't be painful"...and "You don't buy bras at Home Depot"...and "They don't sell bras at Home Depot, what the hell are you wearing?" For the record, it was a men's back support harness, and it worked in a pinch.
She was the best friend I ever had and I loved her.
Oh, thank you so much, that was wonderful!
I wish Chidi was here. It sucks that he's too dead for these Heaven funerals.
Can someone grab his arm? My hands are kind of full with his butt.
How'd he get so jacked?
When he was 14, someone told him that exercise alleviated anxiety, he started doing pushups and basically never stopped.
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