Simone, Chidi and others in “Unfinished Business”

Simone

I've been suspicious about this place since day one. Over the last few months, I've been collecting data, and now I am positive, something is truly forked up.

Chidi

You didn't tell me about any of this, muffin.

Okay, you call her muffin? I'm getting a lot of breaking news at once here.

Simone

I was gathering evidence. I didn't wanna compromise the integrity of the data collection.

Chidi

Oh, so romantic.

Simone

Here's what I know: Eleanor and Michael are up to something, and it's focused on us. I mean, there are, like, 300 people in the neighborhood, and somehow, they just spend all of their time talking to the six people in this room.

Well, I mean, who else are they gonna talk to? "Dumb Shorts" Cathy?

Chidi

What is your problem with her?

I mean, shorts? "Cathy"?

What ISN'T my problem with her?

Simone

...Jianyu? Are you okay, you look sweaty.

Tahani

Oh no, he's fine. He always sweats when he's meditating. He calls it "sweat-itating".

Tahani

No, I mean, um, he doesn't talk, so I call it that.

Tahani

...I'm friends with Sting!