What's wrong, homie?
Brent wrote this book and clearly, he put some of us in it. There's a cowardly character named Four-Eyed Igby who "wears glasses and sweater vests and never does anything spontaneous or cool". I am educating you in ethics. What could be cooler than that?
If you want to try something spontaneous, I'm your guy. Almost everything I did on Earth, I did without thinking or worrying about what would happen. That's how I got my nickname: The Defendant.
Not the best argument, but you're-you're right. What is something spontaneous that I can do right now? Let's come up with a list of ten possibilities and then slowly whittle it down over the next four days.
Better idea: let's dance, baby!
Hmm?
Get you out of your head! This is how we defeat Igby, the no-fun nerd!
...Yeah. Look at ol' Igby MOVE!
There you go!
Yeah, I've never heard this before, who is it?
Me! I wrote it. The song is called, "I'll Love You Forever," parentheses, "(Make that Bootie Bounce in the Bath)". Oh, fun fact: the police sirens in the background are real. I was being chased as I recorded it.
Okay...okay! OHO NO.
OH. MY. GAGA.
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