Hey, Mikey, I have a question about our plan to save Janet. Is there it yet?
I do have a plan, yes. But to be honest, I have no idea if it will work.
Maybe Glenn could help. Yo, Glenn, how should we rescue Janet?
He doesn't know.
Listen, Jason, old friend, I already gave Eleanor and Tahani all their afterlife memories back. I haven't restored yours...f-for obvious reasons. But I think to maximize our chances of survival, it's time that you remember everything we've been through. Now prepare yourself. This might be intense.
Oooooooooooooooooh DIIIIIIIIIIIIP-
Do you remember everything?
YES. Last time I was in the Bad Place, I threw a Molotov cocktail! That was sick.
I was afraid that you'd watch 300 years of memories and that would be your takeaway. Buddy, I did that to help you know what NOT to do. Impulse control is critical. Fight the urge to blow stuff up, even if you feel like we're in a jam. Got it?
I mean...that's very lame...but yeah. I understand.
Wait, can I have all my memories back again? I forgot most of them.
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