Michael and Eleanor in “Unfinished Business”

Michael

Never seen Chidi like that. He was chillaxing. Which is a word I just invented combining "Chidi" and "relaxing".

Eleanor

Yeah, I guess once you have the burden of saving humanity removed from your brain, life is dandy. Must be nice, Chidi.

Michael

That's what's missing. Chidi isn't being tortured. As far as he's concerned, he did everything right on Earth, so now he just gets to enjoy himself. If we don't force Chidi into stressful decision-making, he won't even have a chance to become a better person!

Eleanor

Right! You wanna make a pearl, you gotta get some sand in your clam!

Michael

Oyster. We need Chidi to live in a world of low-grade dread.

Eleanor

I've got this. I have a TON of experience making ex-boyfriends' lives miserable. First up: we fill his acoustic guitar with wet cat food.

Eleanor

Judge me all you want. I get results.