Hi, Jason.
Janet! I'm so happy to see you. I got you a box of chocolates, but then I remembered you can't eat, so I ate them! And I thought it would be a nice present to describe them to you. So...the first one was gross-
Jason, um, please just let me talk. You know that I've been overwhelmed with work since the neighborhood started.
Yep!
And I asked you to give me some space.
Yep!
I'm so sorry to say this... [Janet and Jason take a seat.] ...but I CAN'T be in a relationship with you right now. Being with you is fun, but it's not always easy and I'm afraid it would endanger the experiment.
It won't, though.
Jason, it already has. So, why don't we just take a break until it's all finished.
Also, I hate to pile on, but I think you have a right to know: The Jacksonville Jaguars cut Blake Bortles. He's not on the team anymore. I am genuinely sorry.
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