Eleanor? Michael? It is I, Tahani.
Yeah, we know, babe. What's wrong?
I know John. Rather, he knows me. He's a gossip columnist who tortured me on Earth. He made it seem like I was shallow, plagued with jealousy, and prone to fits of MELODRAMA!
...What are you saying?
Don't you see? The Bad Place DIDN'T pick the worst people! They picked the people who would be the worst for US!
Of course! How did I not anticipate this? Shawn didn't just choose a bunch of serial killers. He chose your tormentors or arch-rivals-
Or exes.
Those motherforkers.
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