This house was built to torture you. Why did you have Michael recreate it exactly?
Well, in the memories I watched, this is where we fell in love, so I figured: why mess with success? I mean, BLUEGH, what am I saying, this house is stupid and you're lame and I hate you.
I love you, too.
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