Michael, you've been kind of quiet. What do you think about all this?
Well, obviously the dilemma is clear. How do you kill all six people? So I would dangle a sharp blade out the window to slice the neck of the guy on the other track as we smush our five main guys.
EEEveryone Else
...
Oh, I did the thing again, didn't I?
Yep. Ten more buddy.
[Michael goes up to the chalk board and starts writing]
People good. People good. Why is that so hard to remember? People- What is it?
Good.
Good.
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