Dude, you broke Michael.
No, no. This is good. He's having an existential crisis. It's a sort of anguish people go through when they contemplate the silent indifference of our empty universe. Look, the good news is, if he can work through this, it's the first step towards understanding human ethics.
And what if he can't?
Then, he'll be a lifeless shell of misery forever, and we're all doomed.
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