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S1 E15

The Good Place · Season 1, Episode 15

Jason, Tahani and others in “Unfinished Business”

I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.

I'd never survive down there! They should take Eleanor! She's a pear shape! She'd fit right in!

Oh, excuse me! You WISH you could have a bite of this pear!

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