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The Good Place · Season 1, Episode 15

Shawn and Bad Janet in “Unfinished Business”

Shawn

I'm here to preside over case #00003 regarding the soul of Eleanor Shellstrop. The Bad Place has sent Bad Janet to present their argument.

BJBad Janet

What up, ding-dongs? Yeah, so basically, um, the Fake Eleanor's a dirt bag, and these jabronis are gonna try and claim she's less of a dirt bag now, but she just stole your train, and she still sucks bad. And she belongs with us. Oh, also, check this out. [Farting] Nailed it.

Shawn

I've ruled the fart inadmissible as evidence.

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