You cannot kill Janet. Killing is one of the most famous moral no-nos.
Janet is a nonhuman object who was sent here to help us, and the way she can help us is if we kill her. We're doing one small murder-y thing for a bigger, better reason. The ends justify the means.
Do you know who said that?
Was it someone nice and great, like Oprah?
It was Machiavelli. A very non-Oprah-like figure.
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