Blanche and Dorothy in “Larceny and Old Lace”

[reading from Rose's diary] Dear Diary, I don't know how much longer I can stand living with these two pigs. At first, moving in with them seemed like a good way to save money, but it's just getting out of hand. If one isn't keepin' me awake all night with her squealin', the other one is belchin' in my face! [stops reading] You do that sometimes, Dorothy. After you've had a Denver omelet.

Look, this is a real invasion of Rose's privacy. And it's a Spanish omelet.