Blanche and Dorothy in “The Triangle”

Elliot made.... Elliot made-

What, what did Elliot make? A ship in a bottle? What?!

Elliot made a pass at me.

He made a pass at you? You mean he winked at you. He's a very big winker.

No, this was no wink. He came up behind me and put his big, masculine arms around my tiny little waist.

I don't believe you.

What?

I don't believe he put his big masculine arms around your alleged tiny little waist.

Well Dorothy, why would I make up such a thing?

Because you're jealous.

Jealous?!

You are used to getting all the attention around here, and now someone comes along and wants me and not you, and it is eating your guts out.

Eating my guts out?!

You know, you could never be a real friend to a woman, and you wanna know why?

Why?

Because you're a slut!

A slut!

Don't repeat everything I say.

I'm not repeating everything you say.

You just did.

I did not, nothing you say is worth repeating!

You, Blanche, are an immoral, backstabbing, self-centered Jezebel, and I am very glad that this happened, because now I know exactly what kind of person you really are.

Well then, to hell with you and your oversexed boyfriend, Dorothy Zbornak! I'm just glad that little Mei Ling's coming out party was ruined!

Who?

And, I'm glad that Elliot is bonging every woman at your country club!

What the hell are you talking about?

Ask the towel lady!