Blanche and Rose in “The Triangle”

The last time a friend's sweetheart made a pass at me, I lost my friend and her beau.

And her beau?

That's right, Anderbeau Johnson. Clyde Whitehead, Anderbeau's beau, decided he wanted to see my cheerleader sweater from the inside. So when I told Anderbeau, she blamed the whole thing on me, and then Clyde would never speak to me again for telling! I lost Anderbeau and her beau! Now you understand why I can't tell Dorothy?

I don't even understand who Anderbobo is.