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The Golden Girls · Season 1, Episode 1

Blanche, Harry and others in “The Engagement”

Blanche

[to Harry] Sophia's home just burned down.

Harry

[to Sophia] That's terrible!

Sophia

Not to me. It was a retirement home, and you know what they did? They set off the fire alarm, in a retirement home. Who can rush? Half the people have walkers, the other half can't get out of their chairs. But they've got bells going off like crazy! You know what that does to hearts that only beat a few times a week? It's not pretty!

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